Zowewet Zichiatrist
by Nero Watts
touring the police lab
he is thrilled
different ways serve different skills
the past is part
he's pleased by advances in police bio-chem
his people deal much the same with them
he trained brains
still lid brains just like us
still lid brains just like us
the radar cops he likes a lot
the license plates, and cards are hot
the brain bending probes
that he witnesses here
remind him of the motherland and his med-school career
he trained brains
still lid brains just like us
still lid brains just like us
psychic spies
telling lies
bio-chem alone wasn't him
at last report
his clone and he
were visiting court in new jersey
traffic fines
brought out smile lines
long prison sentences - immense, immenserist
the judges pretensions's
he trained brains
still lid brains just like us
still lid brains just like us
he felt right at home in the prison infirmary
doing brain surgery, right with the best
he was here, not to rest
to this he'll attest
yankee brains and bucks
though whistling to god we trust
still lid brains just like us
still lid brains just like us
he trained brains
still lid brains just like us
still lid brains just like us